These are a couple of examples of what i use when needing to visit the restroom, there shouldnt be a human on earth who cant manage to get there and back in this time 
With the way a lot of “club” tunes sound now, just leave a four bar loop playing. They’ll think it’s the extended mix. 
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Or book a taxi and leave because a track was playing past the first chorus/drop and the next one hadn’t been mixed in.
15 minutes is about the sum total of a full nights viewing on TikTok, imagine what the kids would say if they had to endure a single track of that length, they’ll think its a podcast or something.